Funky monkey

a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.

You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?

by thebigtuft November 19, 2011

Space Monkey

A song by John Prine.

Space monkey, space monkey, what'd you doing up there? It's dark up as a dungeon way up in the air.

by Zach G. November 15, 2003

fuck monkey

a girlfriend who wont take no for an answer

dude shayon and shahins girlfriend are acting like major fuck monkies

by aurash February 25, 2005

Jade Monkey

The holy matramony of cheep beer (colt 45, OE) and Lime-ade.

Rio only had limeade, so Alex had to fix himself a jade monkey instead of a brass monkey

by Enorelbot September 25, 2007

Monkey Ninja

An assistant to a ninja often assisting him in his ninja ways. Knows kool ninja monkey moves.

List of Moves

Flying Monkey Kick

Iron Monkey Fist of Japan

Bronze Tail whip

Totally Kool High Monkey Kick.

Monkey ninja, ATTACK!

by Tito Cachamilio July 28, 2007

Monkey Piss

Any alchohol originating from Mexico.

Are you gay? I'd rather drink Old Style then drink that monkey piss.

by ACZxxx December 28, 2010

Monkey Spank

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

by Marc April 3, 2005