Bagina Law

To restrict people from leaving a land.

Oh my gosh guys, I forgot my passport and I didn’t know this was bagina law. Looks like I’m not going to Cabo with you guys.

by Angelwalking October 23, 2025

Mittzir's law

When you try to imagine the darkest possible outcome to make a joke about pedophilia, the catholic church already has done much worse.

I made a joke about how priests raped kids and then imprisoned the victim for having a baby out of wedlock and they subsequently sold their babies, but Mittzir's law was true again when someone linked me to an article telling about the Magdalene laundries

by Gill Mesh July 3, 2021

listo's law

Listo's law: Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it.

Were smoke out and if anybody ask...Shut your mouth and dont talk about it. "Listo's law" ok but but but... Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it. Ok

by lalake tt ko July 29, 2018

Yung Laws

A skank from Ontario who used to sneaky link with Roy. She posts slutty TikToks with her tits hanging out to get attention from middle aged men but likes it most when she gets it from her "Robby Wobby." Their most recent hookup was inside a Harris Teeter grocery store but the relationship ended after Roy decided she was getting too old

"Hm! I can't wait until March 28th, 2025 when WE are going to take Yung Laws to the Eiffel Tower!"
-Roy

by Big Barth October 15, 2025

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Bhatt's Law

As any discussion grows longer, the probability of a brahmin sneeding about BR Ambedkar or Dalits approaches 1.

4 comments in Sasanka enacts Bhatt's law and starts sneeding about dalits

by cybermarsey February 11, 2023

Valmaine's Law

Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.

Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.

... Valmaine's Law :)

by TamaT543 December 13, 2012