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Fat Samurai Medic

Fat Samurai Medic is an army medic at Fire Base Baghtu in Afghanistan. He is an ex-Suumo wrestler that carries a gigantic Ka-Bar knife strapped to the back of his belt. It is rumored that he uses it to cut himself out of his tan t-shirts at the end of each day.
Fat Samurai Medicccccccccccc!
by Presence Patrol October 19, 2010
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Scourge of the Fat Race

The irreparable harm inflicted on modern civilization by the Fat Race, or, the race of humans who carry enough excess fat to be classified as obese.
I was exposed to the scourge of the fat race when an airplane passenger who sat next to me was overflowing into my seat and cutting off my circulation.
by Nick S December 5, 2004
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fat wreck chords

Record Company Formed By Fat Mike Of NOFX (and Possibly His Wife.) Has Not Sold Out Punk Values, Still Fiercly Independant. Actually Cares About Music Rather Than Money
When I get My Punk Band Going I Want To Be Signed To Fat Wreck Chords So I Dont Get Raped For Money
by Fiasco De Gama August 7, 2006
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fat girl fantasy

Typically a fair-skinned skinny male with an alternative/edgy look.
Dan: YUNGBLUD is a fat girl fantasy, dude.
by retardofficial December 10, 2019
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Fat Kid Trick

The act of enhancing a meal by stacking/grouping multiple food items together for the purpose of enhancing eating enjoyment; typically by combining whole foods with snack foods -often resembling a fat kid's daily eating routine.

aka: FKT
"I just stuffed my meatball sandwich full of potato chips. Pretty bad-ass fat kid trick, huh?"

"My favorite FKT of all time would have to be dipping french fries into vanilla ice cream, for sure. That way, it's always a guarantee that I will have room in my stomach for dessert!"
by MJ FAME December 29, 2008
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Cookieman’s fat ass

Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
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Fat-Ass Magenta

Name to describe people with a typically bitchy, annoying, slap-you-in-your-fat-fuck-face personality. Common amongst individuals with the name "Michael," which may be due to the fact that over two percent of Americans have been presented with that name by their parents.

Fat-Ass Magentas usually talk nonstop about the most retarded crap. They do not leave you alone, disregard personal space, rarely shower, have relatively gross facial features, and are indeed fat. The term, Fat-Ass Magenta, can be used as an insult, although primarily used to express hard feelings or hate toward someone. In the long run, Fat-Ass Magentas only need a decent amount of patience, tolerance, and the ability to see from both perspectives, in order to find the best in the person.
YO!!!! Fat-Ass Magenta, leave me the hell alone, and stop breathing in my damn ear!!
by I Love To Give The Truth July 21, 2013
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