Baptist hand job

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.

Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.

by Elvis wearing a bra July 21, 2005

rover rim job

A person that enjoys having the family dog engage in curious licking in the netherregions, while performing intercourse in the doggy style position.

Stan was doing his wife and then his dog gave him the rover rim job.

by Echo-10 November 12, 2006

Get a real job!

An insult, which can be used towards someone who has a shit job/task or none at all (beneficiaries).

Person 1: "Get a real job!"
Person 2: "Fuck off!"

Person with job: "Get a real job"
Beneficiary: "I can't."

by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016

blow job eyes

its the eyes of a woman while she is giving oral to a guy, she just looks up to his eyes Her eyes say to the guy "yea i got your dick in my mouth, what are u goin to do about"

i got head last night and my girl was really turning me on with those blowjob eyes.

by ramrod January 30, 2005

Bro-job

Bro-job: when people close to you want something you have, but want it at a discounted rate or straight up for nothing. Basically they’ll Bro you into it.

Friend: “Bro-Brutha-My Brutha, do ya think you can get me your price on that stuff I’m tight on cash right now. I know you have bills n shit , but still hook a Brutha up”
You: “Fuck, I just got a Bro-job and didn’t even ask for one”

by C1Tactual August 20, 2018

paint job

Its when a male pulls out his partners ass and spreads the truffle butter all over his partners ass.

I spread that truffle butter all over her ass like Picasso. It was one hell of a paint job

by StraightTwisted January 16, 2016

rim job

now you thought that this was going to be perverted your wrong its a roof job point blank period

i hired a contractor to do a rim job

by thick people like me May 10, 2019