Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds
by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 12, 2018
Get the Getting stoned with two birdsmug. Crazy, bald headed hawaiians who are still in the closet use this phrase when they want to order up hot man sex with lots of lube.
by christian pineapply dp April 22, 2011
Get the bird with the buttah on the flip sidemug. by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
Get the shit eater birdmug. The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia
Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)
Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”
Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”
Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)
Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”
Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”
Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020
Get the Flipping the Canadian birdmug. A tall stalk like creature that lives in dumps and has a comb over, and is considered the most magnificent creature of them all. It is a spiritual being and has followers all around the universe. It is considered to be a spiritual and celestial being with desciples all around the universe.
Also known as Ibis
Also known as Ibis
"Oh Jeremy! You Garbage Bird you!"
"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"
"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*
"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"
"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"
"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"
"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"
"All hail Garbage Bird"
"I'm Garbage Bird, cawwwww!"
"Go Garbage Bird!"
*chants Garbage Bird*
"I'm sexually attracted to Garbage Bird"
"Everyone says Garbage Bird is a cult, but I was born into the faith and I promise it's not a cult"
"And on the seventh day God created Garbage Bird and saw that it was good"
"Look at that Garbage Bird eating that guy's junk, oof"
"All hail Garbage Bird"
by xgrated October 3, 2017
Get the Garbage Birdmug. Are birds in a children's fairy tale.
They tell the story of the struggle in their land against the evil Zurtledurks.
They tell the story of the struggle in their land against the evil Zurtledurks.
The Peelie-birds gathered from all around
To welcome the traveller bold
They twittered, their tale to unfold
To welcome the traveller bold
They twittered, their tale to unfold
by Susie Percival April 21, 2008
Get the Peelie-birdsmug. A: Affirm the relationship
B: Be offended
I: Incite violence
R: Remind them it's a free country and you can say what you want
D: Die
B: Be offended
I: Incite violence
R: Remind them it's a free country and you can say what you want
D: Die
Don't forget to BE A BIRD and attack the person not the comment!
Did you hear what Stella said!
Ya bro, BE A BIRD.
Did you hear what Stella said!
Ya bro, BE A BIRD.
by urgirllllllll January 17, 2019
Get the BE A BIRDmug.