Playing the Browns in the super bowl

to go take a dump ,needing to go #2

Hey were did you disapear to ?
I was playing the Browns in the super bowl .
Did you win ?
yes but they came out hard and fast in the first half, but I had wiped them out by the end .

by mattp November 9, 2005

super jew double bluff

To return to the cookie tray two sides of an Oreo Cookie (with no filling) for someone else to take, while enjoying you newly created extra filled Oreo.

J: While chewing the fillingless cookie "Did you put those two sides together and put it back in the tray?!"
M: "Yes! You got hit with the super jew double bluff!"

by SHM January 4, 2008

leap jump to super fuck

an especially tricky sexual move in which the male jumps as high as he can and lands squarely between the legs of a female partner while simultaneously inserting his penis into the vagina.

"i heard jordana likes it hard"
"then give her a leap jump to super fuck. she'll like that"

by ed the viking December 26, 2008

super fashionable party shirt

A button-through shirt with a tropical themed print for use in party environments or any other situation where impressing the ladies is key (also referred to as a hawaiian shirt).
Proper usage of these shirts stipulates a maximum of 2 non-consecutive buttons (and neither the top nor bottom) can be fastened.

"Oh my God Becky, did you see that guy in the super fashionable party shirt covered in flamingos and palm trees? I totally want him in me! By the way, did you know there are more fake flamingos in gardens than there are real ones in the wild?"

by Dr Falafel August 2, 2014

super ultra mega bestie

when someone is rlly tight with you but then leaves you for his/her bf/gf and then they come running back telling you they want to be close again but then they leave you again bc you called someone a name hehehhehe

You are my super ultra mega bestie.

by “friends” April 16, 2020

Super Mike Indiana Jones

Is a love child between Mike Jones and Indiana Jones only come up with super Mike Indiana Jones

Super Mike Indiana Jones sucks

by Pee-wee Jones June 24, 2020

ultra super mega snub

v. describes the action of ignoring, failing to notice, or pretending not to see someone.
5x the power of a normal snub. only used in special situations which require extreme ignorage.
a person is usually snubbed when they are disliked or the other person couldnt be bothered talking to them.
to SNUB, to be SNUBBED, SNUBBING

edan is ultra super mega snubbing alison because she sucks.

by Snubbar March 15, 2009