Skip to main content

Shit Signaling

Actions that run counter to societal norms so as to prove your love and loyalty to friends, loved ones, etc.
'Did that guy just knock over your beer?!'

'Yea, that's Dan. He's just shit signaling. Don't judge him by this interaction alone.'
by no-kindo May 21, 2018
mugGet the Shit Signaling mug.

Giggle shits

When you start to giggle and farts creeps out.
Shawna had a bad case of the giggle shits.
by Barthamew February 21, 2018
mugGet the Giggle shits mug.

shit rock

a tiny piece of shit left in the toilet that wasn't flushed with the rest, usually an unpleasant surprise.
Bob: Hey Dan, you left a shit rock in the toilet again.
by sweet macadamia January 9, 2012
mugGet the shit rock mug.

Ketotic Shit

Ketotic Shit, a unique form of humanoid defication. It is characterized by a sudden, unprovoked, sometimes surprising urge for immediate fecal release. Usually caused by lower carb diets, the dump itself can be quick onset, usually containing smaller fecal matter surrounded by a more oily like liquid all likely the result of burning fat exiting down throough the bunghole. Each Ketotic Shit with its distinct aromatic flavor should provide the shitter with abundant dieting satisfaction and confidence in continued weight loss.

Shit yourself with joy to smaller clothes and fewer pounds!!
Hey babe, I can tell that I just had my first Ketotic Shit! My low carb/calorie diet has kicked right in with these oily looking fat burning shit smells coming up at me! I’m so stoked!!! Can’t wait to shit again !!!
by The Shitster! August 14, 2018
mugGet the Ketotic Shit mug.

the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.
"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"
by Tha Captain July 18, 2014
mugGet the the holy shits mug.

coniption shit

Getting into an argument with someone to the point where you lose your mind when you are stuck on the crapper.
The wife picked a fight with me while I was shitting, I almost blew an O-ring, she pissed me off so bad I had a coniption shit!
by rockabilly_32 March 12, 2010
mugGet the coniption shit mug.

Shit Glitter

The act of taking a power dump and littering the underside of the toilet seat with shit particles.
Man, I had the runs so bad, I left shit glitter all over the place.
by DeezzzzzzNuts January 8, 2015
mugGet the Shit Glitter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email