My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

My Blue Heaven

A song by Taking Back Sunday
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A freshly cleaned stall, such as in a first class airplane
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The feeling you get when you are finally happy in life after a tragedy such as death or some other sad shit...
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Sean: Man me and my band really jammed out to my blue heaven by Taking Back Sunday on Saturday

Mike: No shit huh?
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Man: Ah finally I can take a shit in peace, this bathroom is My Blue Heaven

Ghostie: Nope.
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Mike: Man I met Jamie and finally I can have My Blue Heaven

Stranger: That's great for you man, but who the fuck are you!?

by MANIAC!? November 30, 2013

my sassy girl

An original Korean movie about a bold and sassy girl who got no name, or at least not mentioned in the movie. The girl was played by Jun Ji-Hyun and the guy, Cha Tae-Hyun.

Because of its success in Korean and in the other parts of Asian countries, damn Hollywood is going to make a remake of it.

"I'll have Coke" - Gyeon-woo
"Hey! Wanna die? Drink coffee." - Sassy girl

by Pleakley March 5, 2005

Fuck my ass

intense exclamation; not to be taken literally; used in an unwanted situation

When you find out that you failed a test you say: Fuck my ass, I failed!

by A. Pseudonym December 7, 2004

My Name Is Jeff

when you don't wanna say your real name to someone or don't wanna tell someone your name in an awkward conversation

Asshole Substitute Teacher: "WHAT'S YOUR NAME GO TO THE DEANS OFFICE!!!"
Me: "My Name Is Jeff"
*skips rest of class because sub told the dean he sent Jeff down*

by MehhNameIsJeff March 7, 2015

date my mom

a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.

1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*

2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.

by ThroatSlit May 17, 2006

shot my wad

It actually comes from the old days of musket guns, where a wad (strips of cloth) was packed down in the barrel to create a seal between the gunpowder and the bullet, increasing the internal pressure when the gunpowder fired, and thus speeding the bullet.

A musket is a muzzle-loaded, smoothbore firearm, fired from the shoulder. Muskets were designed for use by infantry.
A soldier armed with a musket had the designation "musketman" or "musketeer".

"I ran out of ammo, General Washington, so I shot my wad."

(When soldiers ran out of bullets, they would resort to "shooting their wad".)

by Tiny Pteranodon July 16, 2013