When two combatants of of either gender challenge each other to a battle of who can name the most friends. In the case of a mutual friend, the opposing combatant may challenge the claimer, in which the friend in question must name who he/she is better friends with. In the case that the challenged person cannot be reached, the combatant who has known the challenged longer wins said friend. Should a "douchebag" be named as a friend, the combatant who claims such a person loses a number of friends proportional to the douchebaggery of the named on a 1-10 scale.
The winner of a friend-off is entitled and obligated to embarrass the loser and seize all friends named and unnamed in the contest. The loser of this contest must start over and make new friends.
The winner of a friend-off is entitled and obligated to embarrass the loser and seize all friends named and unnamed in the contest. The loser of this contest must start over and make new friends.
Combatant 1: Friend-off. You won't do it, pussy.
Combatant 2: Frank!
Combatant 1: Fuck you, Frank hates you. I claim John.
Combatant 2: Challenge! John is my brother...
John: Only by blood, you're such a bitch.
Combatant 1: No one loves you. I clearly win.
Combatant 2: Frank!
Combatant 1: Fuck you, Frank hates you. I claim John.
Combatant 2: Challenge! John is my brother...
John: Only by blood, you're such a bitch.
Combatant 1: No one loves you. I clearly win.
by BlackF4ctor June 14, 2010
Get the Friend-off mug.A couple (if you can even call it a real relationship) who's only real redeeming quality is to fuck each other. These "couples" often soon break up shortly after meeting. The female loses interest as she expects to be brutally fucked every night. These "couples" often tend to ignore family members, do drugs (not always but very common upon the culture), heavy music (loud music that has no fucking value what so ever).
A sex friend usually leaves quickly and is a bad thing to see in a relationship.
A sex friend usually leaves quickly and is a bad thing to see in a relationship.
Girl 1: "How's Jonah doing?"
Girl 2: "Oh, why do you ask? He's just my little sex friend anyway."
Girl 1: "Oh.."
Jake Paul: "Alissa was just my sex friend. Tessa is better anyway."
Girl 2: "Oh, why do you ask? He's just my little sex friend anyway."
Girl 1: "Oh.."
Jake Paul: "Alissa was just my sex friend. Tessa is better anyway."
by Jamie21699523 August 20, 2017
Get the sex friend mug.the dreaded erection deflating "i lony think of you as a friend" used by girls as i nice way of turning down a guy that wants to go out with them
Me "tina i think your so beautiful and i would love to spend some time with you, how about dinner? Tina awww how sweet but i only think of u as a friend,but ok!!!.Me fuck dat shit biatch!!! suck my dick fuckin meals going to cost me $80.00 i need to at least get my dick sucked
by trick daddy nigga July 9, 2005
Get the friend trap mug.A replacement for "That's what she said", and can be used as:
1. A reply when someone has said a statement that has an unintended sexual undertone (which is usually not recognized by the speaker).
2. A comment that can also be said by the original speaker of a phrase which has an unintended sexual meaning. It is usually added after the phrase in question, when the speaker realizes what he/she just said and what alternate connotations could be seen in it.
1. A reply when someone has said a statement that has an unintended sexual undertone (which is usually not recognized by the speaker).
2. A comment that can also be said by the original speaker of a phrase which has an unintended sexual meaning. It is usually added after the phrase in question, when the speaker realizes what he/she just said and what alternate connotations could be seen in it.
1. Person 1: "That was so hard!"
Person 2: "Feathered friend."
2. "That was really long. Feathered friend."
Person 2: "Feathered friend."
2. "That was really long. Feathered friend."
by Edak April 22, 2009
Get the feathered friend mug.adj. the relationship yhu have with another humanbeen. yhu will have the feeling of freind ship when yhu can't stop wondering what yhu could do to help when someone is hurting. yhu can't be with out this person when yhu have free time because yhu just don't want then to find another best friend.
by marilynbabi March 29, 2009
Get the best friend mug.Usually a girl (sometimes men) who one minute are so mad about something one of their friends did and then 5 seconds later they are smiling and laughing about the same thing that made them mad.
Oh my god why didn't you tell me to turn left here?! What the hell! Oh how silly of me I didn't turn left, I'm such a bipolar friend
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