Dad dicking

The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.

Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!

by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022

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daughter-of-a-dick

Kinda like “son-of-a-bitch” only a tad bit different

“Wow that chick is a daughter-of-a-dick!l

by Cbsoccer04 March 16, 2020

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football dick

A football player with a big dick

"Yo Amire, you got that football dick?"

by Angelica Cross October 2, 2017

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camper dick

A camper dick is another term for an uncircumcised penis. In other words, his dick is in a sleeping bag!

I was making out with a new guy the other night and when I stuck my hand down his pants I realized he had a camper dick! Ewwwwww

by Sassy Six August 7, 2018

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Dick day

National day were u can ask any one to suck your shlungus and they have to say yes

Me:hey bitch suck my dick
Her:well it is national suck dick day

by anonymous December 11, 2020

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dick toilet

A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.

Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."

by The Duke28 August 23, 2011

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