sex monster

1. a person who has sex a lot
2. a beast who has sex with other beasts

1. i am definitely a sex monster
2. wow, look at that sex monster, hollerrr

by ayla roman April 25, 2010

trunk sex

The act of copulating within the bounds of a reasonably large trunk of a car.

So, my girlfriend just suggested we have open trunk oral sex later today... but I said we might as well do the full deed in the trunk, seeing as this car is a rental and I have to return it in a few hours. As she says, trunk sex is hot.

by D... and a few more letters January 16, 2008

sex with a banana

When a girl is a virgin and scared about her first time then usually she'll steal a condom from her parents room and slip it onto a nice unripe banana. She'll spread her legs wide and force it deep inside, to break her hymen and test if a penis will actually fit. If it does fit then she'll pump it in and out for about 15 minutes even if it hurts. If it doesn't fit she'll smear it with vaseline and jam it in harder until it works.

Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband

"Oh my god, I'm so scared that he'll know I'm a virgin... Oh well I'll break my hymen and have sex with a banana!"

by Beatricethevirgin July 29, 2006

Sex on toast

1. To have sex early in the morning, an activity usually coupled with 'breakfast in bed'.

2. To masturbate onto a piece of toast and subsequently consume it.

Sex on toast anyone?

by Longlong January 5, 2008

Sex Poke

When someone yawns or streches, you poke them in the ribs. The person who is getting poked makes a noise that sounds like theyre having an orgasm.

Elliot: *yawn*

Tyrone: Poke!! (pokes in ribs)

Elliot: *moan* That damn sex poke gets me everytime!!

by auberginedreams September 12, 2009

sex swag

Having a style or demeanor that attracts people to you in a sexual way. Not particularly by dressing slutty, but by carrying yourself in a manner that causes people to believe you are great in bed.

Person 1: You see how that girl move her hips?

Person 2: Mmmhhhmmm...she got mad sex swag!

by shaunperfi May 5, 2011

blanket sex

When a girl or guy takes a blanket and sticks it in between their legs and acts like their having sex with the blanket, and thrust until they get "the magic". Orgasm noises can be included if the person wishes. It's a form of masturbation.

Abby: Do you masturbate?

Jenna: Ya, but I don't finger myself, I have blanket sex.

by iluvudictionary June 14, 2010