i wanna sleep

go to bed, and close your eyes.

Person 1 : this concert is so boring
Person 1 : i wanna sleep
Person 2 : *Brings bed into concert*
Person 2 : here

by stop it why are you doing this September 11, 2020

I hate you.

Three little words ending with a period, that can change someone's life.

"I hate you."
Most people wont know how to respond, so they usually respond with:
"Oh."

by urreallyfunny July 10, 2021

I want to cum

When someone says that they most likey mean they’re horny

P1: yo im so fucking horny I want to cum rn
P2: ok

by Cyb3rs1nzz March 9, 2022

i love anime

When you fell a passion for anime it becomes your life

I love anime I can't get away from it

by Sag man August 11, 2017

when i was a litt

le lad, if i wanted berries and cream, mummy made me do the little lad dance. Now mummy's gone. But I still love to do the little lad dance. It goes a little something like this; just run in place, clap your hands, touch your right heel with your left, and your left heel with your right, and gesture to yourself Berries and Cream! Now sing the Berries and Cream song! Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream! Up the octave, go for it! Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream! Easy peasy! Nice and easy.

when i was a little lad, mummy made me do the little lad dance..

by sydney <33 September 29, 2021

I am a star!

Silly phrase from Tsukasa Tenma, from the hit game Hatsune Miku colourful stage

HEY! GIRL!!

My name is Tsukasa Tenma and I AM A STAR!!!!

by Emu Loves Wonderhoy! July 19, 2023

i love you!

Something no one will ever say to me, but it means like you are saying "I am here for you." "Being here" means being fully present in the relationship—physically, emotionally and spiritually. You can say it to a family member, friend, etc. But not weirdly to a stranger

Mom: -cooks food-
Kid: Mom!
Mom: Yes?
Kid: I love you!
Mom: I love you too :)

by im smart as ashley May 5, 2021