Monkey Finger Pie

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.

by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014

fat finger dialing

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

by thedruproject January 27, 2007

Four Finger Sal

Referring to a kit kat chocolate bar. With a preference of having a four fingers over a two fingers with no sexual suggestion.

Oh I do like a Four Finger Sal.

by Raf Creature August 26, 2010

asian middle finger

Raising only your pinkie to swear at someone

Jeremy: Some Asian was yelling at me in the streets, so I gave her the Asian middle finger

by Blargle33 May 8, 2019

Finger fist febuary

U can give as much finger as u want. NO GIRLS CAN REJECT U IN THIS MONTH. (EVEN UR MOM)

Hey karen its finger fist febuary u want some?

by daddy jolle gg October 5, 2020

hot cheeto fingers

When you finger a girl while she's on her period.

Yo I hooked up with Shana last night and I didn't know she was on the rag so I ended up with Hot Cheeto fingers!

by Anal_abbey April 25, 2016

Ol’ Happy Finger

That one digit, usually the middle finger, that can hit her spot and give her the most finger banging pleasure.

I hit Rachel’s spot last night with the ol’ happy finger. She squirted all over and soaked the entire bed.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018