Mexican Green Rocket

When a person with Leprosy starts to get gangrene in their penis, which proceeds to slowly decompose and fall off.

My uncle is a leper, and he has one of the most terrible cases of Mexican Green Rocket ever... And he showed me.

by Flypig777 July 29, 2009

Stadium Mexican Wave

When at a sporting game, event or music concert in a large stadium, someone stands up and makes their way out of the row to go to the toilet or get a drink. The other people in the row have to stand up and then sit down one after the other to allow the single person to pass by. This creates a mexican wave of people, rather than just their arms. If the rows of seats are long, then the effect is even more enjoyable.

I was at a concert last night and I fancied a beer, but I was in the middle of the row so I caused a Stadium Mexican Wave, it was pretty cool

by Prettyylime September 12, 2010

Mexican Blow Johnson

A blow johnson given by or to a person of hispanic/latino race.

Hey Chuo, will be you give me another Mexican Blow Johnson?

by Mr. Otis II November 1, 2006

Mexican Bar Mitzvah

After f*cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. Music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. The newly grown penis is obviously circumcised and the f*ckee may, in some instances, develop daily cravings for pastrami on rye sandwiches.

I drank so much Manischewitz after I gave your mother a mexican bar mitzvah last night I fell down doing to electric slide.

by KNOb23 July 13, 2009

Smoking Mexican Taco

When a guy fucks a Mexican girl, ejaculates on her pussy lips and they sticks the butt end of a lit cigarette in the goo and lets it smoke.

"On Maria's birthday I gave her a Smoking Mexican Taco."

by G-Paw April 8, 2009

mexican national flower

a plastic wal-mart bag stuck in the needles of a cactus, blown from the wind. Usually seen from road while driving through the desert.

"We were driving down to Cabo San Lucas and witnessed all the cacti were in full bloom with the mexican national flower."

by R. Brown July 6, 2007

mexican oil change

low rider with automatic oil change ( just pull handle )

In city of compton in my low rider on dash-board is a handle. It says " mexican oil change ". When those city doggs & Pole-ice mans get on my bumper. I do a mexican oil change !!
Pull handle blow oil all over street & watch um spin out...

PS hombre's if LAPD pulls U over just say, " I take to shop & fix leak "

by itichie_nocanpo September 28, 2006