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Upstate New York

Seriousley... Why are all upstate people considered hicks? I do not know. I live in a town called Lake George which is one of the most heavily toured areas in the state. As well as one of the richest in the state. If upstate New York was a bunch of hicks do you really think that Derek Jeter, or DMX, or Jay-Z would buy lake front mansions? I dont think so. Get a grip.
Upstate New York houses some of the richest people in the country, as well as holds some of the most beautiful scenery and lakes in the country.
by jab2827 November 6, 2006
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new york city

best place to flash gang signs and get shot the second after.
In: New York City

Guy: Look at my red shirt!

*Bang*
by IGOTSHOTFORTHIS July 18, 2007
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Jamestown, New York

A town in western N.Y. A once large industrious town that, through poor governmental choices and lay offs, has become a town full of Churches, Doctors offices, Bars and Pharmacies and Welfare.

Those running the fine town think its better to cater to the few people that visit to see the many shrines of the apparent Queen Lucy, (Whom was actually born in Celron, New York and only lived there in Jamestown for a short period of time.) rather then its many residents in need of decent housing and jobs. Thus causing and maintaining the need for its people to either depend on County, State and Federally funded programs or Become Drug dealers to even sustain enough income to keep their children.

Some would figure that it would be easier to move OUT of Jamestown then... however this is mistaken. The surrounding area requires an income of double or more to merely maintain the same quality of life as living in Jamestown. Transportation for example: A 10 trip bus ticket for in town trips is approx. $28. 10 trips in an adjoining town (for same distance trips) is around $40... a cab trip in town is $5.50-$6.50(depending on the cab co.) , a same distance trip in an adjoining town $12-$20...the same goes for utilities and rent.

To the positive, there is an ice rink and a lot of small shops and a Tim Horton.

In short...Jamestown NY is a place to visit, so long as you don't plan to stay
by Syndeep January 2, 2011
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Chinese New Year

When a person attaches one or more fireworks to their genitals and then igniting said fireworks.
Drunkard #1: "Dude I woke up this morning and I smelled like gunpowder and all my ball hair was scorched off!"

Drunkard #2: "Yeah, you tied a dozen bottle rockets to your wang and pulled a chinese new year."
by CJudge941 June 16, 2011
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New York Yankees

The team bandwagoners love to be a part of.
by Anonymous June 8, 2003
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Northern New Jersey

The richest area in New Jersey. Richest county is Bergen (15 min from NYC). Has upper-middle class residents. It isnt unusual for a home to sell for millions of dollars. Richest town in Bergen county is Alpine.
Alabama Hick: I wish i had an iPod.
Northern New Jersey person: I already have 4. Besides my Dad CAN buy Apple if he wanted to.
by M.P. March 27, 2005
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keene, new hampshire

Wow, why would i go to keene, new hampshire when i could go to killington.
by Thatguy226922 March 1, 2009
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