On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.
Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017
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by Big Daddy Little Money May 2, 2019
Get the National Prank Wife Day mug.April 27th is National Finger Blasting Day
This day is when you can ask any woman you feel comfortable with to send a video of her fingering herself.
This day is when you can ask any woman you feel comfortable with to send a video of her fingering herself.
Person 1: Can I have a video of you fingering yourself?
Person 2: No that’s gross!
Person 1: But it’s National Finger Blasting Day.
Person 2: Oh, well if you say so.
Person 2: No that’s gross!
Person 1: But it’s National Finger Blasting Day.
Person 2: Oh, well if you say so.
by Stop Cappin April 26, 2020
Get the National Finger Blasting Day mug.April 30th is "National Feet Picture Day" where you send a picture of your feet to someone you know.
Jeff: "Hey dude, y'know what day it is?"
Tom: "Yeah dude! It's National Feet Picture Day! Stacy sent me a picture of hers.
Tom: "Yeah dude! It's National Feet Picture Day! Stacy sent me a picture of hers.
by Stalin-Chan April 16, 2021
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