monkey fuck

The act by which a man penetrates and trusts into their partner while holding them. The penetrated partner is not in contact with the ground but may be leaned up against a wall

"I picked my wife up, she put her legs around my waist and I monkey fucked her."

by crapshooter111 July 3, 2007

Monkey Scrotum

When your ballsack feels like a monkeys, usually said when you are mad at someone or something; The sac of a monkey

when your girlfriend just dumps you, you might say monkey scrotum, because you feel like you have a monkeys scrotum.

by cristoballs June 29, 2008

Monkey Shit

An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.

I was at the bar last night and ordered a round of Monkey Shits.

by Jay Wilkins January 6, 2006

Moon-Monkey

A moon monkey is the nickname for anyone who's surname is Muloolly or Mullooly or any other spelling I can't think of right now. Instead of having to remember what their name is and how to spell it, just call them Moon-Monkey

Girl A: That Nicola Moon-Monkey has had a baby you know?
Girl B: Oh yes, what has she called it?
Girl A: Maia Pearl Moon-Monkey
Girl B: How nice!

by Monkeys Are My Friends March 4, 2008

monkey lips

when the sides of a womans pussy are so big they look like monkey lip

i was eatingout this girl and her monkey lips almost ate me

by mon-key lips May 16, 2004

puss monkey

One who likes to pick at themselves or others like a monkey and eat puss.

If I lick it off the mirror does that make me a puss monkey?

by Adwo February 4, 2004

Jungle monkey

A racial term used for a Vietnamese

Those fucking jungle monkeys keep ambushing my troops

by Ba-Ba-Dook September 13, 2017