zombie poop

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.

"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."

by Cactusmustard June 21, 2014

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poop 69

You're probably the boredest person on earth.

Jim: Hey John! I just signed up on Youtube and I chose poop 69 for my username.
John: -_-

by Tristan reads the dictionary February 1, 2022

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Pooping Lizzie

A girl who is steaming out of every crevice on her body. She smells of mystery and last night's Chinese food.

My stomach hurts. I just took a pooping lizzie.

by Peanut butter lover 420 October 4, 2018

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Favorite Poop

When you sit down on the toilet and all of your crap comes out of your butt in 1 solid peice in just under a minute.

" I hope when I go sit on the toilet , my favorite poopwill come out of my butt." 1 minute later... " Yaaa! I feel so much better all ready, and I can resume my activity or get back to work!"

by Poop, pooping, favorite poop August 12, 2017

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