Purple Cat

A nude picture sent via cell phone.

Dude, check this purple cat that Lindsay sent me! Her tits are noice!

by Rich Porcello October 16, 2009

white cat

Sustained emotional high / plateau.

as opposed to a Black Dog; Winstone Churchill's synonym for his depressive moods.

The metaphorical stroking of Dr. No's white cat while simultaneously ordering enemy's execution.

Hey dude, where's your white cat ?

Not to be confused with, Hey Dude, where's your white kitty ?

by stillwaving April 13, 2011

cat molestor

A term for someone who molests cats. Nothing else will do, it must be feline or it won't get molested.

Girl: Hey, put my pussy down, you fucking cat molestor.
CM: No fucking way, I've only just started.

by stu-rob-billy-bob October 26, 2006

Hung Cat

A very painful manuver, but worth it in the long run. u need a farely long penis to attempt such a stunt, i dont recommend doing this without a professional. u must tuck ur meat and potatoes through ur bifkin behind to ur ass whence u moon sum1 with ur yak and 2 lemmings showing along with ur chocolate starfish.

while he was drunk, teddy fish came up with the idea to give the cops that where busting the rave a hung cat

by Urban Dictionary June 5, 2003

Cat Smugler

One who likes to smugle cats across the border, in a blanket, in the trunk of their vehicle.

I was whatching the news the other day, and come to find out there was 36 cat smuglers caught at the border yesterday.

by CrowBow199 April 23, 2010

Little Cat

A male who tries his best but consistently fails. Like going on a Tinder date, shooting his goo, and then throwing up afterwards. Never gets a call back from a woman. "Little Cat gets very little cat aka pussy"

That Zach over there came in his pants on a date.

Yeah, what a Little Cat. He'll never be a Big Cat.

by Josh "Big Cat" P. October 14, 2017

Cats ass

Traditionally used to denote a very small circular bald spot in the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and resembles a feline anus.

Johnny: Dude did you see Jesses cats ass?

Brad: Ya man, he needs to go to the Hair Club for Men and have that thing plugged.

by GGAllin25 October 16, 2014