Strabo's Law

"The more anti-White a woman is, the greater the chance is that she's dating a White guy."

First coined by preeminent Twitter scholar Jim Strabo.

Person 1: "Did you see that Ketanji Brown Jackson is married to a white dude?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's a perfect example of Strabo's Law."
Basil: "Wait, don't you mean Basil's Law?"
Both Persons: "No."

by Not Jim Strabo February 13, 2025

Newton's 5th Law

Newton's 5th Law states that Benjamin Hamel is always right. He has never and will never be incorrect on any matter.

"That's Newton's 5th Law: Ben is always right."

by Sin&Win March 21, 2022

stepaunt-in-law

1- Steppibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepaunt.

My stepaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

plasma viral law breaker

this is when someone records a viral post and doesnt include the original creator of the post that went plasma viral, and steal all their content. the punishment is the worst death possible instantly. otherwise the creator dont mind you making him more famous and loving him, but if no one knows its him, whats the point?

he wanted to steal that guy content so he would get rich instead of him and make him homeless and die, what a plasma viral law breaker.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 25, 2022

keneno law

Keneno law states that once keneno starts running at you it is 100% over for your ass.

Did you study your keneno law?

by fatherbattyjacks December 3, 2024

Jonagold law

Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.

Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!

by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020

Gateway Law

Any law so ridiculous that it causes a person to ignore it, making it easier for that individual to break other laws, often escalating the significance of their crimes. Generally creating a lifelong criminal.

I wish our lawmakers would take positions more seriously and stop passing gateway laws to score political points, it just leads to disregard for all laws.

by Randomly Assigned March 3, 2023