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I want to cum

When someone says that they most likey mean they’re horny
P1: yo im so fucking horny I want to cum rn
P2: ok
by Cyb3rs1nzz March 9, 2022
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i love anime

When you fell a passion for anime it becomes your life
I love anime I can't get away from it
by Sag man August 11, 2017
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I am a star!

Silly phrase from Tsukasa Tenma, from the hit game Hatsune Miku colourful stage
by Emu Loves Wonderhoy! July 19, 2023
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when i was a litt

le lad, if i wanted berries and cream, mummy made me do the little lad dance. Now mummy's gone. But I still love to do the little lad dance. It goes a little something like this; just run in place, clap your hands, touch your right heel with your left, and your left heel with your right, and gesture to yourself Berries and Cream! Now sing the Berries and Cream song! Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream! Up the octave, go for it! Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream! Easy peasy! Nice and easy.
when i was a little lad, mummy made me do the little lad dance..
by sydney <33 September 29, 2021
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I loosened it for you

What people say when a task they were trying to accomplish was accomplished by someone else due to the first person's actions.
Literal:
Guy #1 tried to open jar but can't
Guy #2 takes jar and opens it easily
Guy #1 says "I loosened it for you..."

Not literal:
Girl #1: "What do you call something that's out of date and now irrelevant?"
Girl #2: " Oh! Oh! Oh! I know this... It starts with an O!"
Girl #3: "......OBSOLETE!"
Girl #2: "...I loosened it for you!"
by GRAMMAR-POLICE October 16, 2010
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Did I ask?

The most annoying answer in the existence of the scientific universe.
Jimmy: My house got robbed yesterday, we're trying to find the-
Michael: Damn that's crazy bro, but did I ask?
by bruhmoment72 March 5, 2021
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i dont masturbate

a common phrase used by shy adolescents that most likely do masturbate but are obviously shy
"what the heck, i dont masturbate, thats so weird of you to think that"

"mk martha"
by bitchboysaga6969 January 25, 2021
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