Marl-Bro-mance

That one friend that always tags along to smoke, all in the name of friendship, even though they are a self-proclaimed nonsmoker.

Smoker friend: Hey man, I'm going to go have a smoke.
Non-Smoking friend: Cool, I'll come with. Mind if I get a smoke?

Those two have a real Marl-Bro-mance going on!

by southernGrl312 December 7, 2020

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your bro a hoe

Worse than your mom gay your dad a lesbian your granny tranny your grandpa a trap your sister a mister all combined. The only way to deflect this almighty attack is to say no u

(You) Hey Alex your mom gay
(Him) your dad lesbian

(You)your granny a tranny
(Him) your grandpa a trap
(You) bro don’t make me do it
(Him) no sort of sack on u
(You) I’m sorry your bro a hoe

by Bootykiller.com May 14, 2018

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A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.

Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.

Should we tell him?

Nah, he'll figure it out.

by Local reject May 4, 2021

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