National Peg A Man Day!

November 1st is National Peg A Man Day! So girls grab your strap on dildo and peg a man!

Eve: hey Stephen!
Stephen: yes Eve?
Eve: Can you bend over for me please?
Stephen: ok?
*Eve puts the strap on dildo inside of him and starts thrusting*
Stephen: AAAAAAH OH FU- OOOOOOH~
Eve: 😈
Stephen: WHY- UH ARE YOU- OOOOH DOING THIS?!
Eve: because it’s National Peg A Man Day!

And before you guys say I’m a simp, I’m a girl 😀

by taromybobatea August 3, 2022

National Get a Gf Day

On March 17, it is national get a gf day
Go get you a love of your life on this day

Hey , u wanna go out with me

Adeline- yesssss

Austin - I love you baby🥰
National Get a Gf Day

by Onions smell March 15, 2020

October 19, kick a national dumb ass day

Kick any dumb ass you know

October 19, kick a national dumb ass day

by Momo356323 October 18, 2019

National grab tits day

On June 10th it’s national grab tits day

Taken or not grab a girls tits and have fun

Hey it’s national grab tits day

I just grabbed a girls tits how many did u grab

by Dr.yffb June 7, 2019

National Slap an Idiot Day

On March 7th, it’s National slap an idiot day! This means you can slap any and all idiots that exist.

Guy 1: Owwww Why did you slap me?
Guy 2: It’s National Slap an Idiot Day!

by Daddy Chill m8 June 4, 2022

National grab a tittty days

Grab a titty days
Feb 1-29

Yo its national grab a tittty days

by Pussyfucker10000 February 13, 2020

National date a Yali day

National date a Yali day is on November, 1 aka Sophie’s birthday. It means if you know someone named Yali you have to date them for a week.

The best day ever is National date a Yali day.

by YaliIsSoHot October 28, 2019