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National Kick Ass Day

Kick their ass instead of smacking it
I kicked 20 girls asses today because it’s National Kick Ass Day!
by Dis dick!!! May 25, 2018
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national wine on someone day

October the 5th girls you get a free opportunity to wine and grind on any male friend or crush even if they dating someone 👀👀
Girl 1: why you wining on my man

Girl 2: it’s national wine on someone day
Girl 1: ok then
by Chickennoogettt12321 October 3, 2020
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National Pecan Pie Day

When : July 12th

National Pecan Pie Day is a great day to eat pie....Pecan Pie!

If you like nuts, and you like pie, and you like sweets, then today is your day. Sweet and crunchy, Pecan Pie is a regular on the menu of most restaurants. And, for good reason.

Celebrate National Pecan Pie Day by baking and eating pecan pie. Make an extra pie, and give it to a friend. Or, bring a pecan pie to work to share with co-workers. If you don't have time to bake today, go to the store or a restaurant.
by lisabugg February 15, 2014
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National Italian Discrimination Day

October 10th Is National Italian Discrimination Day! Make fun of all your Italian friends!
Hey, did you hear it's National Italian Discrimination Day? Let's go make fun of Mikey!
by morgantownmountaineer October 9, 2021
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National grab everything month

National grab everything month is a month for you to grab everything
by Handle off April 24, 2019
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National Fuck Mitch Day

May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.
Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day

Wait I’m Mitch

Go f***yourself Mitch

It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!
by Skaterboi1748 May 12, 2020
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National hug a dumbass day

August 17th is national hug a dumbass, that's all you need to know
:D) smiley with a double chin
Have fun on national hug a dumbass day
by Loki's Lover November 14, 2019
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