one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.

by boggler December 28, 2005

faith plus one

The greatest Christian rock band in the world.

Faith plus one is the greatest band in the world.

by E_Cartman December 11, 2013

One way gay

When a person wants to receive sexual favours from somebody of the same sex but doesn't want to reciprocate

Louise is a one way gay

by Oneway July 21, 2015

one-Geri universe

The one-Geri universe is a theory based on a universe in which every identity is assumed by Geri from the Pixar short "Geri's Game". This idea proposes that every action consciously taken is by Geri at a different point in time.

We're all just living in a one-Geri universe where the entire world is controlled by one old dude, man.

by TinyCastleGuy July 23, 2019

To scramble one's eggs

To hurt/ injure one's testicles.

Sister: I kicked Mark from your P.E. class in the dick!
Brother: You know nothing, you didn't kicked him in the dick, you scambled his eggs!
Sister: Eggs?
Brother: His nuts! The two balls guys have between their legs!

Guy 1: Ohh! He just made some scrambled eggs on that rail!
Guy 2: To scramble one's eggs, he must first have eggs. He prolly has cashews for nuts because anyone would be howling after railing his nuts.
Guy 1:i bet he won't try to skate anytime soon.

by Nobli June 1, 2022

One Stroke Wonder

A man who is really good at line games but is really bad at sex.

I told that guy to beat my line game and he did it. Wow he is such a one stroke wonder. But he's still a Fuckboy.

by Penis Music June 4, 2018

good one, reed

Much the more genteel “Bless your heart”, this phrase is used to replace “fuck you”!in a response to someone else’s nonsense

Someone: “Trump is a genius.”
Response: “Good one, Reed.”

by Cap’n Al July 31, 2020