ring ting finger

When jessica thinks the toe beside the pinky toe is called the ring ting finger. It’s called jessica can be dumb but also can be very stupid.

How did you break your ring ting finger?

by Riiinnnnggg tiiinnnnngggg September 3, 2019

forbidding fingering february

when it’s february no girls are allowed to finger themselves

person1;hey i wanna finger myself

person 2; you can’t it’s forbidding fingering february

by famlo November 4, 2019

Four Finger Sal

Referring to a kit kat chocolate bar. With a preference of having a four fingers over a two fingers with no sexual suggestion.

Oh I do like a Four Finger Sal.

by Raf Creature August 26, 2010

Ol’ Happy Finger

That one digit, usually the middle finger, that can hit her spot and give her the most finger banging pleasure.

I hit Rachel’s spot last night with the ol’ happy finger. She squirted all over and soaked the entire bed.

by Eaton Holgoode June 12, 2018

fat finger dialing

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

by thedruproject January 27, 2007

Monkey Finger Pie

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.

by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014

Peanut Butter Fingers

When using cheap toilet paper and your finger(s) rip through & you end up with visible crap on your finger(s)

I wish they would provide better toilet paper at work. Every time I wipe my ass I end up with Peanut Butter Fingers

by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015