Dick Fuld

A Fucking prick who is known for causing the fucking recession and being a retard. Fuckhead served as CEO of Lehman Brothers and oversaw the bankruptcy bigger than a 5.3 inch dick

I hope they throw Dick Fuld in prison

by TheBillionaireLord February 16, 2018

Dick Otter

A human that you are excessively pissed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don't want to float away from each other.

Damn it Kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the tit and skip through a field of wildflowers holding your hand! You're being such a dick otter!

by The Real Slim Tayde August 20, 2013

Mango dick

A Urushiol outbreak on ones genitals similar to a poison ivy outbreak caused by receiving oral sex immediately after your wife eats a mango too close to its skin.

Dude my wife ate a mango and sucked my dick right after....apparently if you eat a mango too close it it’s skin, it can cause a poison ivy like outbreak around the lips...now I got mango dick and it’s dry and itchy man what the fuck did I do to deserve this shit

by Sweatpant crook December 13, 2020

PJ Dick

an entrepreneur from west view, also known as KBJ. Favorite motto- Go big or go home.

wow man, that PJ Dick just rocked the party.

by kbj412 June 28, 2010

Scrambled Dick

Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!

Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!

by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016

tommy dicked

Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.

I just tommy dicked my cigarette!

by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013

Covid Dick

Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.

Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"

Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."

by HealthAdvice November 18, 2022