Boner

A boner is expression of a male penis being erect. Also known as blood rushing to the penis

Old mate has the biggest boner

by anonymous April 21, 2022

boner blazing

in a sexually aggravated state, horny, having an erection

I busted into the room with her, kissing her, groping her, boner blazing

by blaisereg July 20, 2019

Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.

Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!

by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023

boner drum

When smack your dick on the top of your bitches head or ass

Bitch: hey nice to meet you im Jen
Guy: I'm gonna boner drum the shit out of you

by Jmaddfox July 20, 2016

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011

bonerable

When you are vulnerable to needing sex once teased by a second party, and not yourself. You simply cannot fight it.

Jonny- "Yo, let's hit the strip club!"
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."

by gasti phunk April 16, 2017

Boner

Divining rod for evil

"I know she was faulty as soon as I got a boner,. Can't have beauty n sanity in the same package."

by MuttLukk November 16, 2022