National Titty Grab Day

On April 14, single or taken, you can grab anyones breasts with no consequences.

its okay April, its national titty grab day so stop complaining

by School Holidays May 25, 2018

National slap pussy day

April 15 go up to a girl slap their pussy cause why not

Its national slap pussy day my dudes

by Ballzdeepsinatoaster69 April 12, 2019

National Drug Test Day

April 21st or 4/21 is National Drug Test Day.

Boss1: I want to fire Jeff, but I need a good reason.

Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.

by Darth Papaw April 20, 2017

National Fuck a Girl day

National fuck a girl day is on December 6 where you get to have sex to celebrate December 6 and the end of no nut November by creaming your girls pussy.

Oh yes it’s it’s National Fuck a Girl day December 6 time to invite my girl over ;)

by National Fuck a Girl day November 7, 2019

National hug a dumbass day

August 17th is national hug a dumbass, that's all you need to know

:D) smiley with a double chin
Have fun on national hug a dumbass day

by Loki's Lover November 14, 2019

National Fuck Mitch Day

May 18, the day where everyone named Mitch or Mitchell either gets fucked mentally, or physically, and everyone doesn’t care about them for the whole Day.

Hey it’s national fuck Mitch day

Wait I’m Mitch

Go f***yourself Mitch

It’s May 18, National Fuck Mitch day
Who the fuck is named Mitch?
I am.
We’ll go fuck yourself Mitch!

by Skaterboi1748 May 12, 2020

National Vsco girl day

Get ready for national vsco girl day on october 27. And i oop sksksksksk

Bryan-omg bro guess what
Alex-what
Bryan-it’s national vsco girl day
Alex-and
Bryan-that mean that there will be lots of hot girl wearing puca shell necklaces and scrunches also they can give us a scrunche

by kay28 October 25, 2019