by terp23670 September 11, 2009
Get the Dump your titsmug. by Assweepay January 17, 2009
Get the Dan Quayle with titsmug. (n.) Beer-did bich-tit
The limpid, pale, hair-covered mammaries of a bearded male-bitch who has been suckled too long by his mother, thus resulting in him exhibiting a pussy-like demeanor when placed in any social situation.
See under: bitch, pussy, tit, hairy, beard
The limpid, pale, hair-covered mammaries of a bearded male-bitch who has been suckled too long by his mother, thus resulting in him exhibiting a pussy-like demeanor when placed in any social situation.
See under: bitch, pussy, tit, hairy, beard
Emily: Ughh I can’t take Raffi’s whiny ass anymore!
Dara: For fuck’s sake he needs to stop being such a bearded bitch-tit and grow a pair.
Dara: For fuck’s sake he needs to stop being such a bearded bitch-tit and grow a pair.
by nignogz8990 November 2, 2010
Get the Bearded Bitch-titmug. by LondonBird December 2, 2011
Get the tits upmug. by DIRT NIRKOWITZ December 16, 2021
Get the SHITTY MCDICK TITSmug. A French expression.
Most famously misread by Sean Connery on an episode of celebrity jeopardy, the original category was Let it Snow.
See also: anal bum cover, jap anus relations, penis mightier and whore semen
Most famously misread by Sean Connery on an episode of celebrity jeopardy, the original category was Let it Snow.
See also: anal bum cover, jap anus relations, penis mightier and whore semen
by The Hodgeman June 3, 2018
Get the le tits nowmug. A hopeless situation that only gets worse, usually brought about by chance, and from which there appears to be absolutely no escape. bad luckf***** updead endno hope
Used in a fiction by Annie Proulx in the New Yorker June 9&16,2008
TITS-UP IN A DITCH,about the “luck” of a young woman,Dakota who was abandoned by her mother as a baby and raised on a farm by her grandparents. Her grandfather came back to the house one day and said that a cow had tried to climb a steep wet slope that apparently slid out from under her, and had landed on her back in a ditch. “Had me some (bad) luck today” he said. Goddam cow got herself tits-up in a ditch couple days ago. Dead time I found her”.
Dakota goes on to find herself pregnant, married and abandoned by her husband, Sash, who joined the army. Dakota then leaves her baby and also joins the army. Dacota lost an arm, her baby gets killed and Sash ends up in a coma with both legs blown off and half his head gone. Upon returning alone to the farm, Sash’s mother asks Dakota about his condition. Dakota answers “Sash is tits-up in a ditch”. And that is when Dakota began to feel her own decent into the dark watery mud.
TITS-UP IN A DITCH,about the “luck” of a young woman,Dakota who was abandoned by her mother as a baby and raised on a farm by her grandparents. Her grandfather came back to the house one day and said that a cow had tried to climb a steep wet slope that apparently slid out from under her, and had landed on her back in a ditch. “Had me some (bad) luck today” he said. Goddam cow got herself tits-up in a ditch couple days ago. Dead time I found her”.
Dakota goes on to find herself pregnant, married and abandoned by her husband, Sash, who joined the army. Dakota then leaves her baby and also joins the army. Dacota lost an arm, her baby gets killed and Sash ends up in a coma with both legs blown off and half his head gone. Upon returning alone to the farm, Sash’s mother asks Dakota about his condition. Dakota answers “Sash is tits-up in a ditch”. And that is when Dakota began to feel her own decent into the dark watery mud.
by TuttPutt August 2, 2008
Get the TITS-UP IN A DITCHmug.