i love you!

Something no one will ever say to me, but it means like you are saying "I am here for you." "Being here" means being fully present in the relationship—physically, emotionally and spiritually. You can say it to a family member, friend, etc. But not weirdly to a stranger

Mom: -cooks food-
Kid: Mom!
Mom: Yes?
Kid: I love you!
Mom: I love you too :)

by im smart as ashley May 5, 2021

i smoke brocoli

meaning "i smoke weed"

" told the doctor i'm a healthy kid i smoke brocoli".

-Kodak Black 😈

by my cute ass 😍😍✨ January 7, 2017

I fell asleep

Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.

I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing

The next day: "I fell asleep"

by P.Shiesty November 15, 2021

i have to poop

I have to poop

Yo, i have to poop

by anonymous May 10, 2022

I Speel god

You're basically epic. Though you can't type correctly but that's the best part of speeling god. Speeling god means you've got a bad keyboard and can't spell the words correctly. So when someone tells you you don't spell correctly, you say "I speel god" instead of I spell good, because you speel god.

I speel god YESS
This is me Challon' JAW and I am a god speeler.
There is no point on being a god speeler if there are no other god speelers.

by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022

I hate you.

Three little words ending with a period, that can change someone's life.

"I hate you."
Most people wont know how to respond, so they usually respond with:
"Oh."

by urreallyfunny July 10, 2021

i ont know

Common bastardization of the phrase, "I don't know"

I ont know why the cops keeping messing with me........

by dr. z October 6, 2016