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fart squirrel

"Do you smell that? Someone must have run over a fart squirrel back there."
by notvelvet November 22, 2015
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Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.
That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?
by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021
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Chocolate fart

by Heavy butt sack April 2, 2021
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fart suicide

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.
Eating these nachos is fart suicide.
by ghostofisis January 5, 2019
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The Devious Fart

When you spread your asscheeks open, expecting it to be a fart, but it's a shit.
"My buddy Ryan got banged by The Devious Fart!"
by Oofian August 9, 2022
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Fart vein

The vein that pops on your forehead when you are under strain. Also known as flux capacitor
Look at that dude on the chest press. His fart vein is about to bust!
by johnqsack November 4, 2012
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sheen fart

A fart so deadly and repulsive it will clear out a room, and even after evacuation and multiple doses of air freshner the smells only gets worse. When a sheen fart is emitted- best case is to leave the building and not come with in 500 ft for a day or two

Sheen farts tend to be silent- but can also be loud and wet sounding
OMG that sheen fart almost killed me- I needed 5 oxygen treatments after I woke up from my coma
by Abc321 December 3, 2014
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