fart squirrel

A skunk.

"Do you smell that? Someone must have run over a fart squirrel back there."

by notvelvet November 22, 2015

Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021

Chocolate fart

A fart that spreads poop everywhere

I just had a chocolate fart

by Heavy butt sack April 2, 2021

fart suicide

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.

Eating these nachos is fart suicide.

by ghostofisis January 5, 2019

The Devious Fart

When you spread your asscheeks open, expecting it to be a fart, but it's a shit.

"My buddy Ryan got banged by The Devious Fart!"

by Oofian August 9, 2022

Fart vein

The vein that pops on your forehead when you are under strain. Also known as flux capacitor

Look at that dude on the chest press. His fart vein is about to bust!

by johnqsack November 4, 2012

sheen fart

A fart so deadly and repulsive it will clear out a room, and even after evacuation and multiple doses of air freshner the smells only gets worse. When a sheen fart is emitted- best case is to leave the building and not come with in 500 ft for a day or two

Sheen farts tend to be silent- but can also be loud and wet sounding

OMG that sheen fart almost killed me- I needed 5 oxygen treatments after I woke up from my coma

by Abc321 December 3, 2014