Spooky Cock

When you sleep with a random girl, and wake up the next day to notice your penis looks completely different and like a strangers.

Dude i banged that skank last nite and woke up with a damn spooky cock.

by jdizzle23 February 4, 2009

Cock fuck

Giving a man sexual pleasure by inserting an object into his urethra.

You got any pipe cleaners around here? I'm going to give you a cock fucking you won't soon forget.

by nick1644 January 30, 2008

cock-knocker

one who llikes to go cock-knockin' ie, a male who prefers cock to pussy
or, in jest, a way of calling your friend an asshole

that guy's a total cock-knocker

man, you cock-knocker! where'd you score THAT? that shit is PROPERTY, man!

by celestia April 10, 2006

cock muncher

A frequently used phrase meaning anyone who sucks a mans penis. Usually aimed towards gay men or a slut, slag or hoe.

Hear about Paris, silly cock muncher!

by AMVMAMV May 25, 2010

cock watcher

A guy who always stares at other people at the gym like he wants to fight them and/or molest them.

Dude, I can't even work out right now because I have about 6 cock watchers staring me down.

by Alfanooooooo June 10, 2010

Curry Cock

Having sex with a pregnant lady using curry as lubricant. Hoping to induce child birth.

"I really want this baby out"
"Do you want me to curry cock you?"

by Thatstheguy May 19, 2016

Cock market

Similar to the stock market, the cock market tracks the value of a man's cock. A bearish cock market suggests the value of your cock is quite low, while a bullish cock market means that your cock is very valuable. Supply and demand play a huge role in determining cock prices. The higher the demand, the greater the price.

Example 1
Joe: Since he started going out with Carly, Damon only has one consumer for his cock.
Steve: That lack of demand means he's going to take a hit in the cock market.
Example 2
Andrew: Damn, every girl wants his cock right now.
Sam: He's doing insane in the cock market recently.

by alexaria2800 November 6, 2010