Mediocre Syndrome

This is the incurable disease of a bunch of average guys/girls having a thing for you. But all the people you like don’t like you back.

I just have mediocre syndrome!! Nobody good looking likes me!!

by Myahsaurus September 19, 2019

Therapist Syndrome

A contition where one has perfected the art of pretending they care, when they really don't give a crap. It usually occurs in people who are too nice to just tell other people that they really don't care at all about their sad lives. It is usually hard to control, so one who has it may uncontrollably act like they care, no matter how much they really want to tell people to get a life.

Guy 1: ...and then he was all like...bla...bla...bla...bla...
Therapist syndrome guy: Cool story bro...

by descriptgeist March 7, 2015

HPT Syndrome

A HPT fetish. When a guy gets horny seeing the perfect ponytail.

Alexander: Yo guys I have a confession ... I have that HPT syndrome.

Patrick: Yo man, you have that shit bad.

Eric: That's so hawt bro.

by HPTmasterbater November 7, 2010

Oeta syndrome

Oeta syndrome meaning over exposure to asshole syndrome is when your speaking to a perfectly kind person but over time of talking to you they gain some asshole like tendancys and pick up habits such as hating everyone

Wow have you noticed how much near has changed! Must be oeta syndrome

by Oeta syndrome September 6, 2018

Vsco Syndrome

A deformality in the brain that affects the Cerebrum region. It stops all possibilities of critical thinking.

"Wow that girl keeps on saying and I pop she must have Vsco Syndrome

by Jeremy7117 September 29, 2019

Sus Syndrome

One in five people suffers from Sus Syndrome, which affects the mental state of the person and forces them to see the Crewmate from Among us everywhere they go. This will eventually kill the affected person by making them manufacture a boulder size pair of metal balls, which are called sussy balls, and will proceed to let the balls fall on them while saying the phrase "You're such a sussy baka".

Dude, I think that guy has Sus Syndrome.
"Yo it's the imposter from Among us... "Looks at red trash can/bin"

by SunChad August 25, 2021

ahmad syndrome

Ahmad syndrome is a disorder in which the patient is born with a disgusting beard that cannot stop growing. The patient suffers from sever weirdness resembling no other, and they are universally ugly. (Some cases may include horrendous body odor).

Doctor: I’m sorry ma’am but ur son has been diagnosed with ahmad syndrome.
Mom: NO. ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Doctor: I wish there was another choice. It can be treated however by frequently spraying deodorant, using your time wisely in school, and hanging around the right crowd. I suggest getting an abortion tho.

by LingLing Wan February 16, 2020