1

the IQ of Donald Trump

person 1- “hey! did you hear about Trump?”
person 2- “yeah i know, his IQ test came back as 1!!”

by krazyglue101 June 4, 2020

November 1

Twitch streamer GeorgeNotFound’s birthday

Friend 1”hey what’s today ?”
Friend 2” it’s George day !”
Friend 1”what in they fuck is that ?”
Friend 2” it’s twitch streamer GeorgeNotFound’s BIRTHDAY NOVEMBER 1 is the day he was born”
Friend 2 “oh tell George happy birthday gay bitch”

by Quackity me beloved November 17, 2022

November 1

Make up your own holiday.

Show your bsf/lover how much you love/appreciate them.

Bsf: You know what today is?
Me: November 1?
Bsf: No it’s the day where you show me how much you love me.
Me: Ok. *Gives long hug*

by Somerandochick November 1, 2022

december 1

National Post your favorite blonde day!

“Why did you post me on december 1”
“well, cause you are my favorite blonde”

by big daddy blonde December 1, 2021

December 1

Getting to kiss you're girlfriend day or anyone 🤔

Person:Hey why did u kiss her?

Person: because it's December 1

by Sanssans December 1, 2021

2 girls 1 cup

Possibly the most disgusting, shocking video ever. It is a recording that consists of two lesbian girls. One of them shoots an alarming amount of shit into a cup, and they both lick it, eat it and kiss each other with the shit on their faces, lips, and inside their mouths. They vomit in each other's mouths and then kiss.

It is heavily suggested that you shouldn't watch it. It causes the excessive need to forcibly vomit, and it made me roll around on the floor screaming, crying, and attempting to bleach my eyes.

"Have you seen that wild ass 2 girls 1 cup video? It's so disgusting it made me puke in a paper bag."
"Yeah, that video scarred me for life."

by ilovedallywinston May 1, 2022

1

a number

i am 1 years old

by 123456789098754321234890943212 June 3, 2021