National Titty Grab Day

On April 14, single or taken, you can grab anyones breasts with no consequences.

its okay April, its national titty grab day so stop complaining

by School Holidays May 25, 2018

National Drug Test Day

April 21st or 4/21 is National Drug Test Day.

Boss1: I want to fire Jeff, but I need a good reason.

Boss2: We should drug test him the day after 4/20.
Boss1: What's our reason for the drug test?
Boss2: It's National Drug Test Day.

by Darth Papaw April 20, 2017

National pop a tit day

Oct17 is national pop a tit day

“When is national pop a tit day again” “ it oct 17 silly one”

by Suck my hug October 16, 2020

National Fuck a Girl day

National fuck a girl day is on December 6 where you get to have sex to celebrate December 6 and the end of no nut November by creaming your girls pussy.

Oh yes it’s it’s National Fuck a Girl day December 6 time to invite my girl over ;)

by National Fuck a Girl day November 7, 2019

National Prank Wife Day

May 2 prank wife day is the fseeeeee only if you don't lose her

To day is National Prank Wife Day this is the perfect chance to break up with her to get her best friend

by Big Daddy Little Money May 2, 2019

National top a top day

March 26th is national top a top day, you top a top, so for example you rail the one who would rail you

“Did you hear what day it is”
“What day?”
“It’s national top a top day, now bend over”

by KonoDeoDa March 26, 2021

National Tittie Touch Day

On april 13th you must grab someones tits to celebrate the holiday

"Ayo sophia lemme holla at those titties but you can't mad cuz it's national tittie touch day"

by Mastergod97 May 25, 2018