friend sniper

n. a person on a social networking site who regularly steals their other friends' friends that they have never met in real life. In extreme cases of friend sniping, the sniper browses friends list and randomly selects snipe victims based on their profile picture.

v. (friend snipe, sniped, sniping) the act of stealing another friend's friends regularly

n. Kelly: "Hey, Katherine, I friend requested your friend Eric. Hope you don't think I'm a friend sniper!"

v. "Dude, how do you know Chris? Did you just friend snipe him?"

by havwingswillfly June 17, 2010

funeral friend

friends that one gets just to be at their funeral

Bob wasn't very well liked but he got mad funeral friends before he died.

by Sánchez February 24, 2005

Friend Zone

Noun: A vapid social construct created to shelter the male's ego and his inability to cope with rejection.

I tried to get Sam to go out with me, but she left me in the friend zone.

by SharkBass028 May 18, 2014

best friend

Someone that is amazing, trustworthy and doesn't ditch you for random dudes. if i could define a best friend there not perfect but there defiantly there for you, and don't judge you. A friend thats there for you trough stick and thin, ands got’s your back no matter what. You can tell them anything and everything without thinking something negative about you. They understand what you go through and love you know matter what. They don’t keep you waiting, and love you more then every other one of there friends and your friends. You think of best friend every time your bored and want to hang out with someone, and you work to together and try to not get into fights, love each other just like you would do to your family.

i love my best friend, she's always here for me.

by cookie lover xoxo November 7, 2010

friend of bob

A friend of bob, or FOB, is a friend of Bob Dylan, of course, and all these other childish definitions are way out wacky. Everyone knows FOB's are friends of Dylan and need Zimmerman often!

Hey Man, are you a friend of bob? cool man, me too....

by Deltwarp October 23, 2008

best friend

Somebody who says they're there for you, but never is. They say forever but really they mean until they find somebody better. They might or might not keep your secrets. They're going to choose a boyfriend or girlfriend over you. If they are of the opposite sex, things will get very complicated. Best friends are bullshit.

My best friend ditched me to hangout with her boyfriend last night, I'm sure she'll be replacing me any day now.

by volleyball0101 December 30, 2010

funeral for a friend

a living cliche.

i saw funeral for a friend at the barfly, it gained me so many scene points.

by colly October 23, 2003