five finger combo

shiting in hand & slapping a friend or foe or random person for instance a hippie or stranger or your neighbor

i am going to five finger combo you ya fuckin fuck job!

by Dustin Harder May 25, 2006

Finger lickin Good!!!!!

-The of the famous Kentucky Fried Chicken(KFC)
-Or your good friends sister(or father if ur into that kind of thing)freak

Me:Boy Larry, this chicken is Finger Lickin Good, but so was your sister lastnite..FAAGGG.
Larry:So was ur dad STRAIT KID!!!!

by CRunk as a skunk October 20, 2004

carpal finger syndrome

Name given by physicians to describe the new set of symptoms they are seeing from excessive texting on cell phones. These symptoms range from mild achiness of the fingers, to a more serious cramping, blistering, and severe contracting. Abstinence is the sole treatment.

I can't believe Kaleb's doctor actually wrote a medical excuse for him to miss his exams listing carpal finger syndrome as the medical condition!

by studentwhofailed July 4, 2009

Three fingers up

Three fingers up means your a absolute pussy magnet 🐈🧲

Yo did u see that guy put three fingers up. I bet he pulls.

by IGNB4655 June 19, 2022

4 fingers up

Means I’m your favourite fish

She has 4 fingers up,I’m her favourite fish

by Fishmuncher April 8, 2022

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

Split-fingered fastball

A baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindfucks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. Swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train--you should have seen it coming, but it's just too damn good for you.

You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?

by Rusty Was Here April 15, 2009