prison bitch

noun; the little skinny white guy that was sent to prison for ripping those "do not remove under penalty of law" tags from a mattress

homeboy: "what are you in for"
whitey: " ripping the tag off a mattress"
homeboy: "bend over you little cracker, you's my new prison bitch

by green giant April 4, 2003

bitch whet

Its what you say when you can't believe what you hearing and its surprise you

Girl 1: hey girl I just suck a dog dick for a hundred dollars
Girl 2: Bitch whet!

by dabombblaster January 6, 2014

bitch kick

when a slut kicks you when you are not looking in an unexpected place like the balls.

my whore bitch kicked me in my nuts when i wasnt looking.

by add John Gallie to Facebook. March 6, 2008

bitches be bonkers

a quote to say when them bitches (females) be crazy.

quote from on my block

jerry: you know my bitch, she going crazy
barry: bitches be bonkers man

me : I need another season
jerry: them bitched be bonkers

by juanita<3 April 1, 2020

it's melee, bitches

What someone says when they believe it has gotten to the point of fisticuffs, knifing, bashing of heads, or some other form of physical, harm-causing engagement. Coined by Ryan while playing D&D.

DM: "The sergeant says he cannot let you pass no matter how large your cock is reputed to be."

Ryan: "I'm asking one more time for him to let me through."

DM: "He says no. And, he says, you should go home and play with your dolls instead of wasting the time of busy, important men such as himself."

Ryan: "IT'S MELEE, BITCHES!!!"

Doug: "I turn invisible and leave the way we came in."

by Doug Sims May 1, 2008

drug bitch

An incredibly attractive woman, age 22-35, who works in pharmaceutical sales. Can be seen in the vicinity of medical office buildings and hospitals toting wheeled luggage full of samples. Other telltale signs: large rock on ring finger; expensive suits that are corporate-conservative and slutty at the same time; won't give you the time of day if you aren't a doctor.

"I saw three or four drug bitches at the hospital the other day."

by Deutscher January 2, 2008

bitch please

a phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you

He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"
You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"
Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"

by Devon March 23, 2005