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pumpkin ball

"i haven't seen pumpkin balls like this since the shootout at the barksdale stash house" Bunk, from the show The Wire
by Alex Lindsay November 10, 2007
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Turd Balls

The band Live

A group or an individual that is an ass hat or jerk.
The band Live is a bunch of turd balls
by Spam Alot August 21, 2008
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Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.
Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!
by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007
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mud balling

The mutual passing of fecal matter from one person to another, through a passionate kiss.
Let's start mud balling till we puke!
by mud ball December 17, 2007
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Ball High

The only public highschool on Galveston Island. It was rated 1016 out of the best 1300 schools in the nation even though its a very shitty school. The blacks and mexicans rule the school and give it its shitty rep. There are fights, shootings, stabbings, and bomb-threats everyday. There are no rules because the blacks and mexicans disobey every one which allows the white kids to disobey them also because all the teachers are too scared to stop the students. Almost everyone that goes to G-Ball is either ghetto as hell, or wants to be ghetto as hell. The white kids learn real fast not to fuck with the majorities because they will kill any white kid who talks shit. All G-Ball's football players are stupid as hell and can't play a full season w/o failing, and they're the reason they suck at football.
White mom: So how was school today?

White Ball High student: Boring. We only had four fights where three kids went to the ER because of pepper spray, and a lock-down because some bloods had a gun in the school looking for crips.
by a ball high student August 24, 2008
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Blue Balls

Santa's 10th Reindeer. Originally slated to team with Rudolph on that foggy Christmas Eve, Blue Balls was too inebriated to make the trip. After his fall from grace, Blue Balls left the North Pole in ignominy. It is believed that Blue Balls now owns and operates a bar in Reykjavik, Iceland. Much celebrated by adult drinkers, Blue Balls costumes can often be seen at Halloween and Holiday Parties.
Blue Balls was a talented flyer, but his lack of restraint ended his North Pole career.
by Glennmeister December 9, 2008
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queer ball

A Man or woman who tends to be a total homosexual. they say gay things all the time and enjoy preforming sexual favors on the same gender
Dan Huyett: Lets have sex jared!
Jared Goyette: ok pal, i wanna bang you till the cows come home
Mason Benoit: you guys are such queer balls
by Mason Benoit September 14, 2008
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