new age friend

A way to say you are having sex with someone without admitting to being a whore

He's not really a boyfriend, he's my new age friend. - Cat

by Student420 December 4, 2007

New Shoe Syndrome

A disease commonly occuring in people of the female gender, when they go on large shopping sprees, and buy beautiful new shoes. This disease results in indecisiveness on what pair of new shoes to wear, basing your outfit around your shoes, or wearing shoes with ridiculous outfits - like high heels with pyjamas, etc.

"Dang, girl! You need to get over this New Shoe Syndrome!"
"I can't help it! I love my shoes soooo much!"
"You're wearing your PYJAMAS! WITH BOOTS!"
"But they're so cuuuute...."

by Jaybay December 14, 2008

HD New Year's

The New Year's that's celebrated by a group of people watching the count down from an HD TV. Because of HD's brief delay, this celebration takes place about 10 seconds after the entire timezone has experienced the real New Year's.

Hey, we're counting down again!?!
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, HAPPY NEW YEARS!! again?
What was that all about?
Haha, that was the HD New Year's!

by MISTER WOO January 1, 2010

New York Pro

An unpopular brand of guitars.

guy 1: dude, you play guitar?
guy 2: yep
guy 1: electric?
guy 2: yep
guy 1: is it a fender stratocaster or a gibson sg?
guy 2: nope, its a new york pro
guy 1: what?

by rockrox March 1, 2008

New Polynomers Country

THE WORST DISCORD SERVER

GENERAL IS FULL OF UNFUNNY MEMES AND SEX JOKES

HALF OF THE SERVER IS UNDERAGE

Discord User: "New Polynomers Country sucks."
Discord User 2: "So true."

by isaacthedumbass August 11, 2022

Sky Sports News

A news channel dedicated to Sport. Yet it fails to recognise there is more than one sport, "football".

This is because it is Sky News, and is complete utter rubbish, far too Americanised.

BBC ftw!

Sky Sports News Presenter: Yes, believe it or not, today we are reporting on... football! Because its not like we report on football every single minute of every single day is it?!

BBC News realizes there is more than one sport in this country.

by Mariella wannabe April 18, 2008

new south wales

Most populated state of Australia. Capital city is Sydney (my old home town and rats nest). Second most Beautiful state in Australia, after Queensland. People from NSW tend to emigrate north to where the air is fresher, the weather is warmer, the roads are better and morgages are actually able to be repayed before you die.

Queenslander - NSW can't play league
Blues fan - Look at the scoreboard

Although I live in QLD now and love it here, When it's State Of Origin im a NSW supporter...

by Ex Sydneysider February 4, 2004