poop and tug

The old fashioned finger in the butt while you masturbate. -MobDylan

I was watching The View, when Whoopi Goldberg got my blood flowing for an good ol' poop and tug.

I couldn't sleep, so MobDylan gave me a poop and tug to rock me into celestial bliss.

by MobDylan August 25, 2016

fucking poop

The act of having anal sex with a girl and she hasn't shit yet

dude... i was definitely fucking poop last night, after i came in her ass she said her shit had dick imprints and cum all over it

by LinkSmokes420 December 8, 2020

Poop lasagna

Jake Paul

Poop lasagna, poop lasagna. Jake Paul ain't nothingp, but a poop lasagna.

by Saitama 777 September 9, 2020

Poop edging

When you need to take a poop but hold it in even if a bathroom is nearby. Because you don't feel like leaving what you're doing or don't feel like going to the restroom for an extended amount of time, there is a sensation similar to edging a penis where you initiate the first stages of pooping but don't move on the later and final steps. It's like procrastinating using the restroom for pleasure.

Bob: "Do you need to use the restroom?"
Hank: "In a little bit, I'm poop edging rn"

by Y0l0sw4g4ch33zus March 31, 2022

Poop Tart

A flaming homosexual who enjoys anal sex.

ThePoopTart is such a poop tart. He totally likes it in the ass.

by ThePoopTart August 11, 2017

pooped duck

something that is broken, inaccurate, unjust, untruthful, or bogus; on the internet- a bogus link or pop-up add; spam

"I didn't have sex with him! Even if I did, it was an accident."

"Well that's a pooped duck if I ever heard one!"

by Iwantahaveurbaby March 17, 2003

Poop Chucking

When a girl shits in guy's mouth and said guy proceeds to regurgitate onto the girl's chest. Can be used in conjunction with the chili dog

Brian and Sydney love to poop chucking.

by The King of Games December 14, 2008