Poo

SLANG FOR POO POOO

UR MOMMA FARTED SO HARD THE POOed HERSELF

by MY PP IS 3cm LONG (dm me 😉😜) October 23, 2022

poo hammock

When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.

I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.

by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

Poo smoke

Also known as fart
The gases that arise from your poo while pooping

Man My poo smoke is hella smelly today- what the hell did I eat?

by Srkarl July 9, 2020

Poo Flavoured Air

Poo flavoured air is often referred to as a fart or stinky air, although it can come in forms of e-liquid by the name of 'shat flavoured air'.

It is also the greatest group chat of the modern generation

I was puffing on some poo flavoured air the other day bro

by femshatslaz June 13, 2023

mold on poo

A poo that is left over a year.

The mold on poo smelled stink.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023

Poo da Heck

Some one who creates a bad smell

Poo da heck you stink

by SG1958 December 25, 2020