by saintstax March 1, 2019
Get the Fat Fucking Retard mug.A play on "blogosphere," refers to a network of morbidly obese, mainly female bloggers who have chosen to believe that it is sexier and healthier to be 100 pounds overweight (because this is easier than putting down the Ben and Jerry's, turning off the computer and going for a walk).
Jessie: I read on the internet that eating twinkies deep fried in pure lard is actually good for your heart.
Annette: Ha! It sounds like you wandered into the fat-o-sphere.
Annette: Ha! It sounds like you wandered into the fat-o-sphere.
by picka picka July 7, 2010
Get the fat-o-sphere mug.This describes an entity living or non-living that is as elegant and perfect as Emma Watson but has some small not-so-perfect characteristic(s) that might turn off some people. In other words, it can also be similar to "almost perfect".
Dude, I got the latest 16-inch MacBook Pro from my company but it's heavy and too big. It's like Emma Watson but fat.
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Get the fat neck weka mug.The phenomenon where a person (usually dude) who might appear somewhat athletic or muscular at a cursory glance... but upon closer inspection, you see they have no muscle whatsoever, and instead, have fat that lays in such a way that deceptively makes them look pseudo-muscular. Similar to how "skinny fat" people aren't really skinny, Fake Fat Muscle people aren't really muscular.
There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.
These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.
There are several proofs to this: 1) the person has no vascularity, or even any actual muscular development, and if they were to flex or strain or lift a weight, they still don't actually look different. Why would they? It's all just fat. There's no muscle there to flex.
2) The person doesn't actually workout. Sometimes they go to the gym, but it's a pretense. Their workout amounts to nothing. They could instead lay on the couch and they would have the same end result appearance. Fake fat muscle types are at most, weekend warriors.
3) Similar to skinny fat and ILS (imaginary lat syndrome) this person is presenting themselves dishonestly, and in keeping with that, they'll often wear either tank tops, muscle tee, or shmedium T-shirts to try and accentuate their fake fat muscles.
These pretenders shrink in the presence of real men, and usually do a subtle scurry out of the gym when the real lifters arrive, so as to not be exposed as frauds by comparison.
I thought that dude had a decent physique until I took a second glance and realized it's all fake fat muscle.
by Too Many Drones May 24, 2019
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