Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023

two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

gulpers two

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gulpers two

by pseudonymsarentimportant December 3, 2023

Two Laptops

An expression of excitement, happiness, or joy.

“Hey honey, I got a promotion at work!” “Wow honey that’s amazing! Two Laptops!”

by olive2000 August 26, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Nolann with two n

Nolann os gorgeous, amazing, the most beautifulall have a Nolann

Nolann with two n it's a pretty name

by Candle6389 November 25, 2021