September 28 National grab tit day

National grab tit day is when you grab your buddies tits

Hey it’s September 28 national grab tit day

by vdeaDreamv September 28, 2021

national kiss a nolan day

kiss a nolan simple june 21

today is national kiss a nolan day

by imthebestyk March 10, 2022

National Smack a Bitch Day

National Smack a Bitch Day. Smack a Bitch you know

Girl: (Smack)!

Friend: What was that for?
Girl: It’s National Smack A Bitch Day

by Has a Backstabbing friend November 5, 2019

national date a ruby day!

todays your lucky day ladies and gentlemen! date a ruby day is today so go ask out your friend ruby and make her feel like the most amazing girl in the world! 😍

guy 1: dude i need a girlfriend
guy 2: its national date a ruby day! today, ASK HER OUT!!!

by rubylover82716 July 18, 2021

National bully a Gabriel day

The 24 of august

Gabriel: U mean.
Person: It's bcs it's National bully a Gabriel day The 24 of august.

by AngyWaffle January 5, 2021

national tuck in shirt day

Tuck your shirt in on 16 of March

Today is national tuck in shirt day

by National tuck in shirt day December 21, 2019

National Fuck a Minority Day

April 23 is henceforth declared National Fuck a Minority Day. White boys stay out with your Polish/German/Cherokee roots; that doesn't qualify.

Rachel: You ready for National Fuck a Minority Day
Ashley: OH YEA. I can't wait to get an excuse to cheat on my boyfriend

by poontangslapgod May 28, 2018