stop my life

"Stop My Life" may be used as a phrase to describe a moment that is so incredibly amazing or hilarious that you need your life to stop so you can deal with its awesomeness.

(May be substituted for the phrase "OhEmGee")

An 85 year old woman wearing a gold jumpsuit, USA wristbands, and rocking out to Britney Spears is dancing outside your bedroom window.

"Whoa.. stop my life"

by schweng September 6, 2009

evening of his life

The only night in a sorry motherfucker's life that he'll ever tap a chick's ass

That was the evening of his life.

by ShrtysSk8er April 21, 2004

life is fucked up

you know that already if you are reading this

Life is fucked up no matter where you are or when it is. It's always fucked up for multiple people.

by newAcronym December 17, 2018

Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!

According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.

by MissTightAsCheeks April 10, 2022

Long distance life

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

by Ebonyks July 9, 2010

Horizontal Life Pause

A nap.

Phew... I could sure use a horizontal life pause.

by dustysgirl December 30, 2014

Retire From Life

To give up on life and bring it to an end (suicide).

“Man, I don’t know if living is worth it, I’ll just retire from life and end it all...”

by Turtle Words January 28, 2021