keg monkey

To stand around a keg at a party, get your cup filled, then drink it real fast, fill it up again. Usually is done until the keg is finished.

I was at this party last night that was so busy I decided to be a keg monkey.

We keg monkey'd that thing till it was gone!

by MikeyG69 December 27, 2007

Braindead monkey

Hosen

Hosen is a braindead monkey

by 8————) January 18, 2018

Monkey Furr

Slang for hydroponic marijuana.

Hey bro, lets toke up on some of that magical monkey furr...braaaaaaaaahahaah!!!

by bret. August 14, 2008

Monkey Slut

Monkey slut is a profane word that was originated in Australia. The word defines for, "Fucking Nigger".

Atef - "Hmm do you JeRk?!"
Fungus Man - "Stfu monkey slut"

by Atef Lord February 14, 2021

Porch Monkey

Derogatory language to describe African Americans who sit on their ass all day and live off food stamps. AKA clay.

I drove through Oakland today, and was shocked at all the porch monkeys that reside there.

by Defrain06 August 18, 2017

Jingle Monkey

When one wraps a choad, or a penis that is wider than it is long, in tinsel and then proceeds to have another individual suck it on Christmas Eve.

Andrew: Dude, I just wrapped my choad in tinsel.

Austin: I would totally give you a jingle monkey but it's not Christmas Eve.

by Seafloorium August 22, 2009

Monkey muffin

1. A type of muffin that is made of bread that has monkeys in it. Eaten by bananas to avenge banana bread.
2. Someone who lazy and is stuck between two people (or more) that has a problem where one bullies the other: a bystander who takes a stand for the bully.

1.
Banana (Fred):I can't believe they ate George...
Banana (Sally):Here, have a monkey muffin!

2.
Guy#1: Ur ugly
Guy#2: Wah!
Guy#3: And fat!
Guy#2: Stop being a monkey muffin!

by MunkYMun July 3, 2010