baby corn

a term used to describe a micro dick

Kolb's got a baby corn

by Eric Kolb January 12, 2008

Media Baby

Some Florida yenta who takes her kids to soccer practice, votes conservative, supports the troops, always pays her taxes and sends her kids to some faggot ass catholic school. Everything from guns to cars to meat to drugs are considered the anti christ. They pray all day but just gossip about how much better they are than everyone else, eat kashi with evelyn and dotty ,go power walking with glow in the dark ski poles and believe everything priests, politicians, and journalists tell them. This commonly leads to bull shit women's lib protests about how people are offended by everything these days.

If you have a kid who has to wear a helmet on his bike, be in before sundown, not watch cartoons, have no girlfriends, dress identicaly at school, and be deprived of the world outside the flag waving jesus freak bubble you've created you're a no good scumbag Media Baby.

by The Docfather January 16, 2006

Baby Joe

The biggest Scumbag you know
DRUG WHORE

"Yo this kid is a fucking baby joe bro "

by JOYKED January 18, 2008

Baby Bird

A very small penis with a lot of pubes around it to where it barely pokes out; this resembles a baby bird in a nest.

Paul: So how was last night susan?

Susan: Disappointing... I think I got second hand crotch itch from Jacob's little baby bird.

by 33337333 March 3, 2009

sugar baby

A gold digger pretending to be a broke ass college girl. Usually owns chanel, and gucci, or anything italian.

On a normal day:
sugar baby: *eyes the pockets of some random millionaire* ayy wanna hang awwt?
random: no mate.
sugar baby: well i saw your pockets.
random: oh these? *pulls out money* here you go. some play money. wanna hang out?
sugar baby: oh no i remember my friend calling me about a reunion sorry.
random: gold digging ho-bitch

by watdafuq January 8, 2019

baby cakes

•Cakes made by babies
•Cakes made from babies
•A pet name for a partner.

1) These babycakes aren't even cooked! It's just dough with handprints on it.

2) John: These baby cakes are delicious! What's the secret ingredient?

Stuart: Well I hung arounf an abortion clinic claiming that I was collecting foetuses for embryonic stem cell research.


John: *spits out cake*

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

Baby Brain

A coworker who gets pregnant, and then for the next nine months you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve the fact that she is pregnant. Bonus for the ultrasounds pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said blob in In Utero.

Oh my god, I just just got back for my gyno, and look at these pictures!

/She has Baby Brain

by Allen Watts March 4, 2009