I just shitted up my ass, I want a fortnite battlepass. If your girl buys you a fortnite battle pass you're instantly engaged unless she denies
Bro, my future wifey bought me the Fortnite BattlePass Now i gotta rape her grandma
She bought me a fortnite battle pass and now we have to get married
She bought me a fortnite battle pass and now we have to get married
by Negrohunter87 November 11, 2022
Get the Fortnite Battle passmug. Person one: when are you playing fortnite with me
Person two: fuck you cunt stop asking me dumbass questions abt that dumbass game
Person two: fuck you cunt stop asking me dumbass questions abt that dumbass game
by taylorswiftfan#123456 April 24, 2023
Get the FORTNITEmug. Girl: baby what are we doing tonight? How about a movie?
Guy: you stupid bitch im playin fortnite wit my homies u dumb hoe fuck kinda question is that?
Guy: you stupid bitch im playin fortnite wit my homies u dumb hoe fuck kinda question is that?
by DigBickDaddy69 May 31, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is the most gay game that has ever been made. It's a shitty copy of PUBG wich is a far more better game.
Posting your fortnite win on Snapchat immidetaly removes your girlfriend.
~Did u know?~ Playing fortnite is a better birth control than condoms.
Posting your fortnite win on Snapchat immidetaly removes your girlfriend.
~Did u know?~ Playing fortnite is a better birth control than condoms.
Daniel: Hey, wanna get online and play some fortnite?!
Matt: No, it's gay and homosexuality is a sin.
Michelle: Hey boyfriend, wanna fuck?
Gay retard: Sorry Honey, Imma play some fortnite with the boys.
Matt: No, it's gay and homosexuality is a sin.
Michelle: Hey boyfriend, wanna fuck?
Gay retard: Sorry Honey, Imma play some fortnite with the boys.
by SIX-TEN March 22, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Fortnite is a bitch game about zombies and killing each other, it’s boring, play Minecraft, it’s about building, surviving, killing monsters with your friends. Fortnite copyrights dancing and shit from other game, I mean haven’t you noticed the revive card was stolen from Apex Legends where you get someone’s banner card or something then bring it to a revive thing? (I forgot what it was called but I think you get it by now)
Guy #1: I hate fortnite, what other game should I play?
Guy #2: Minecraft
Guy #1: I thought it was dead
Guy #3: they added foxes and raiders
Guy #1: *runs faster than you can say supercalifragalisticespialodotious*
Guy #2: Minecraft
Guy #1: I thought it was dead
Guy #3: they added foxes and raiders
Guy #1: *runs faster than you can say supercalifragalisticespialodotious*
by A man with high standards July 27, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. by JacobDaly123 August 25, 2023
Get the Fortnitemug.